babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

why did the semen cross the road?

because i put on the wrong sock this morning

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anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

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austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

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momazhari:

im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

image

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg 

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goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

imageNot all of them

(via vandrwaal)


babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

(via dulect)


animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

(via pnssycat)


wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

(via peacewithinmysoul)